Montezuma ‘n Me

Montezuma:

My priests said: reconstitute in 2010 for best hot xocoatl –ever; a young woman will serve you her creation.  A young woman…best xocoatl ever!?  I roared with laughter, but…the best xocoatl ever?  That’s something worth coming back for!

Chocolate Girl:

You have traveled so far O Montezuma; let's not have you wait a moment more.
Here’s a cup of Gnosis’ Hot Chocolate Passion Elixir.

Montezuma:

(Handles mug with curiosity, sips, incredulous look on face.  Looks at Vanessa, the cup, the sky, then back to Vanessa.  Sips again…and smiles).  My priests were right! This is the best.
How did you – a mere girl – do this?

Chocolate Girl:

We built on your holy tradition, o Montezuma, and, living in a colder climate, adding your cayenne pepper and cinnamon for simulating warmth helped stimulate our minds to higher consciousness.

Montezuma:

Yes, I proclaim this – how did you pronounce xocoatl? Cho-co-late? –  I proclaim this “the hottest, er, choxocoatl under my sun!”   But wait!  Is there what bees make, too?

Chocolate Girl:

(Chuckles with respect) The bee thing is what we call “sweet.”  We get it to taste that way by using palm nectar; we don’t have to ruin your rainforest to get it, and, not that you are concerned about health since you’re immortal, it has an extremely low glycemic index.

Montezuma:

Now I feel something else that, after so deep a sleep for so many centuries, I had forgotten existed,

Chocolate Girl:

Well, Majesty, this chocolate has other ingredients that strengthen, energize, and – in your case – awaken no end of processes.  Among them are maca, horny goat weed, damiana, yohimbe, shilajit, and...

Montezuma:

Vanessa, may you and your Gnosis People be thrice blessed for the strength and pleasure your Hot Chocolate Passion Elixir have given me.  Only one question more: I am feeling so strong and loving…have you seen Mrs. Montezuma?